Friday, October 10, 2008

Guess I have to start drinking....

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink heavily and recycle.

 This is the 401 - Keg Plan.

1 comment:

NIRMAL said...

Eppidi da eppilam yosikringa!

Has Nortel stock come down taht much?